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Discover mind-boggling facts every day of the year in this hilarious new fact book!
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Have you ever wondered about the world’s pooiest places? Or which came first, the duck-billed platypus … or the duck? This book has all the answers.
From fun facts about dinosaurs to everything you need to know about spiders, plus silly Shakespearean names and a deep dive into poo and snot!
This book is perfect for wannabe know-it-alls that have…



